{"product_id":"hiwassee-river-sticker","title":"Hiwassee River Sticker","description":"\"Hiwassee River Sticker – For When You Need to Mark Your Territory (Like a Fishing Sasquatch)\"\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nProduct Description:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSlap on your Hiwassee River Sticker and instantly upgrade your status from “average angler” to “certified river legend who probably knows a guy.” This ain’t just a sticker—it’s a declaration. A warning. A beautifully adhesive way of saying, “I’ve fished the Hiwassee, I’ve probably high-holed my best friend, and I regret nothing.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nStick it on your truck. Your cooler. Your kayak. Your unsuspecting buddy’s back window. Wherever it lands, it tells the world: I fish here. I lie about the size. And yes, I saw a bald eagle once and will never stop bringing it up.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nKey Features:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWeatherproof, Beer-Proof, and Ego-Proof – This sticker laughs in the face of rain, sun, and the tears of your friends when you “accidentally” catch the fish they’ve been stalking for 45 minutes. Slap it on, forget it’s there, and let it do the flexing for you.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect Size for Maximum Brag, Minimum Effort – Big enough to catch attention, small enough to deny responsibility. “Whoa, who put this Hiwassee sticker on your YETI?” you ask, knowing full well it was you. Classic.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nInstant Street Cred (or Riverbank Cred) – Everyone who sees it will assume you know secret spots, tie your own flies, and have at least one trout tattoo. They don’t need to know you spent half the trip tangled in your own line and arguing with a goose. The sticker doesn’t lie. You do.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nGreat for Gifting (and Lightly Trolling) – Give one to your fishing buddy to remind them who actually caught the biggest fish that day. Bonus points if you slap it on their gear while they’re not looking—it's like tagging a wild animal, but pettier.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMakes Everything Look More Outdoorsy – Cooler? Outdoor AF. Water bottle? Looks like it’s been to war. Laptop? Now you work remotely from the river, even if you're just checking fish reports from your cubicle.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWarning: Sticker may cause excessive storytelling, river swagger, and the unshakable belief that the fish “just weren’t biting today” (not your fault, obviously).\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nGrab your Hiwassee River Sticker today and claim your rightful place among the elite class of river rats, fly-slingers, and campfire liars. Because fish come and go—but a good sticker? That sticks forever.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n•  High opacity film that’s impossible to see through\u003cbr\u003e\n•  Fast and easy bubble-free application\u003cbr\u003e\n•  Durable vinyl\u003cbr\u003e\n•  95µ density\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDon't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHEIGHT (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3″×3″\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Hiwassee Trout Unlimited","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42287373877334,"sku":"3545897_10163","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0651\/2325\/4358\/files\/kiss-cut-stickers-white-3x3-default-681949e66fdaf.jpg?v=1746487789","url":"https:\/\/hiwasseetu640.myshopify.com\/products\/hiwassee-river-sticker","provider":"Hiwassee Trout Unlimited","version":"1.0","type":"link"}