{"product_id":"hiwassee-river-t-shirt","title":"Hiwassee River t-shirt","description":"“Hiwassee River T-Shirt – For People Who Fish Hard, Lie Harder”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nProduct Description:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIntroducing the Hiwassee River T-Shirt, the official uniform of river rats, trout whisperers, and that one guy who “swears he caught a 28-inch brown right off the bank… but didn’t take a picture because his phone was in rice from last time.” Whether you’re actually fishing the Hiwassee or just want people to think you do, this shirt has you covered—literally and sarcastically.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nKey Features:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n100% Cotton, 0% Guilt – This shirt is softer than your buddy’s excuse for getting skunked and more comfortable than high-holing someone who still thinks y’all are on speaking terms. You’ll feel like a river god, even if you’re just standing waist-deep wondering where all the fish went (hint: they heard you coming).\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPre-Shrunk to Survive Fish Tales and Fry Grease – You know this shirt will get put through the wringer: boat gas, fly line, BBQ sauce, and possibly some “light trespassing.” Good news—it holds up better than your alibi for fishing in that posted section \"by accident.\"\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPrinted with Ink and Confidence – Bold Hiwassee River graphics let everyone know you’re either a seasoned local... or someone who once Googled “best trout rivers in Tennessee” and immediately bought a sticker for your cooler. Either way, this shirt does the talking so you can focus on not catching anything while looking great.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nGuaranteed to Improve Casting Accuracy (according to absolutely no one) – You might not catch more fish, but you’ll look like you should. And really, isn’t that the point? This shirt is basically wearable fishing clout.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nVersatile Style – Perfect for river days, bar nights, bait shop debates, and awkward moments when your friend realizes you “accidentally” started fishing right where he was about to wade in. Again.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBonus Use Cases:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWiping your hands after bragging about a fish you didn’t land.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nStarting arguments at the fly shop.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMaking strangers assume you have a boat (you do not).\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDisclaimer: This shirt may cause spontaneous storytelling, slight exaggeration of fish size, and an overwhelming urge to say “I swear it was this big” while holding your arms way too far apart. Do not wear while telling the truth—it may not recognize the sensation.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nGrab your Hiwassee River T-Shirt now and let the river know you’ve arrived—even if the fish wish you hadn’t.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz.\/yd.² (142 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Pre-shrunk fabric\u003cbr\u003e\n• Side-seamed construction\u003cbr\u003e\n• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. 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