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Hiwassee TU Black Glossy Mug
Hiwassee TU Black Glossy Mug
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$15.00 USD
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$15.00 USD
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"Hiwassee River Glossy Black Coffee Mug – For Anglers Who Like Their Coffee Bold and Their Lies Bolder"
Product Description:
Say hello to the Hiwassee River Glossy Black Coffee Mug—the mug that says, “I fish in cold water, drink hot coffee, and exaggerate both.” Sleek, shiny, and darker than the secrets you keep about your favorite river hole, this mug is the perfect companion for early mornings, tall tales, and passive-aggressively reminding your friends that you caught the biggest fish last weekend (and you definitely didn’t snag it... probably).
Key Features:
Glossy Finish, Like Your Alibi – This mug is so shiny, it reflects your fishing buddy’s disbelief as you describe landing a 24” brown on 6x tippet with a barbless dry fly and zero witnesses. It's not lying if you say it with confidence—and coffee.
Holds 11oz of Pure Liquid Motivation – Fill it with coffee, tea, or the river water you “accidentally” scooped up when your flask ran dry. Either way, it fuels your relentless pursuit of trout and the ongoing psychological warfare of high-holing your friends.
Hiwassee River Graphic That Screams "I'm Local" (Even If You’re Not) – Featuring a crisp Hiwassee design that tells the world you either fish there religiously, or you bought this mug because it looked cool and now you’re Googling what the Hiwassee even is. Don’t worry—owning this mug gives you +10 fake clout instantly.
Built for Early Mornings and Later Regrets – Whether you're up at dawn to hit the river or just staring into your cup wondering why you tied 40 flies at 2am, this mug is here for you. It understands. It judges silently. Like a trout holding just out of reach.
Intimidating on a Desk, Passive-Aggressive in the Breakroom – Want your coworkers to know you're rugged, mysterious, and emotionally unavailable before 9am? This is your mug. It says, “I’ll do this spreadsheet, but I’d rather be knee-deep in the Hiwassee with a thermos and no cell signal.”
Bonus Uses:
Smacking the table for emphasis during fishing stories.
Intimidating your buddy who still uses a spinning reel.
Holding your tears after losing the biggest fish of your life at the net (again).
Disclaimer: Mug does not actually improve fishing skill, but it will improve your storytelling by at least 73%. Side effects include spontaneous fish tale inflation and starting every Monday with, “You should’ve seen the one I lost yesterday...”
Snag your Hiwassee River Glossy Black Coffee Mug now and let every sip fuel your caffeine addiction and your river superiority complex.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85" (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• 15 oz mug dimensions: height 4.7" (12 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Product Description:
Say hello to the Hiwassee River Glossy Black Coffee Mug—the mug that says, “I fish in cold water, drink hot coffee, and exaggerate both.” Sleek, shiny, and darker than the secrets you keep about your favorite river hole, this mug is the perfect companion for early mornings, tall tales, and passive-aggressively reminding your friends that you caught the biggest fish last weekend (and you definitely didn’t snag it... probably).
Key Features:
Glossy Finish, Like Your Alibi – This mug is so shiny, it reflects your fishing buddy’s disbelief as you describe landing a 24” brown on 6x tippet with a barbless dry fly and zero witnesses. It's not lying if you say it with confidence—and coffee.
Holds 11oz of Pure Liquid Motivation – Fill it with coffee, tea, or the river water you “accidentally” scooped up when your flask ran dry. Either way, it fuels your relentless pursuit of trout and the ongoing psychological warfare of high-holing your friends.
Hiwassee River Graphic That Screams "I'm Local" (Even If You’re Not) – Featuring a crisp Hiwassee design that tells the world you either fish there religiously, or you bought this mug because it looked cool and now you’re Googling what the Hiwassee even is. Don’t worry—owning this mug gives you +10 fake clout instantly.
Built for Early Mornings and Later Regrets – Whether you're up at dawn to hit the river or just staring into your cup wondering why you tied 40 flies at 2am, this mug is here for you. It understands. It judges silently. Like a trout holding just out of reach.
Intimidating on a Desk, Passive-Aggressive in the Breakroom – Want your coworkers to know you're rugged, mysterious, and emotionally unavailable before 9am? This is your mug. It says, “I’ll do this spreadsheet, but I’d rather be knee-deep in the Hiwassee with a thermos and no cell signal.”
Bonus Uses:
Smacking the table for emphasis during fishing stories.
Intimidating your buddy who still uses a spinning reel.
Holding your tears after losing the biggest fish of your life at the net (again).
Disclaimer: Mug does not actually improve fishing skill, but it will improve your storytelling by at least 73%. Side effects include spontaneous fish tale inflation and starting every Monday with, “You should’ve seen the one I lost yesterday...”
Snag your Hiwassee River Glossy Black Coffee Mug now and let every sip fuel your caffeine addiction and your river superiority complex.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85" (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• 15 oz mug dimensions: height 4.7" (12 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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