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Hiwassee TU White glossy mug
Hiwassee TU White glossy mug
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$15.00 USD
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"Hiwassee River White Coffee Mug – For Caffeinated Casting and Morning Lies"
Product Description:
Introducing the Hiwassee River White Coffee Mug—your new favorite way to sip hot coffee and hot garbage fishing stories at the same time. Whether you're drinking your morning brew, daydreaming about trout, or explaining (again) how you almost landed a 30-incher “but your net guy blew it,” this mug’s got your back.
It's white, it’s ceramic, and it holds just enough coffee to convince you that hiking to the river at 5 a.m. was a good idea and not the caffeine-fueled decision of a sleep-deprived lunatic in waders.
Key Features:
Dishwasher-Safe, Truth-Optional – This mug is tougher than your buddy’s ego after you outfish him in his “secret” spot. It’ll survive thousands of wash cycles and at least three thermonuclear arguments about which dry fly works best on the Hiwassee. (Spoiler: it’s whatever you were using when they weren’t looking.)
Holds Liquid and Legends – 11 ounces of piping hot coffee, or cold beer if you’re starting early (we won’t judge). Also ideal for holding all the exaggerated memories of that one time you “almost” caught a fish so big, it looked like it was forged by Poseidon himself.
Crisp Hiwassee Design – Clean, classic, and cooler than your friend who claims to “only use bamboo rods” and says things like “presentation over power.” It screams, “I fish rivers that are this specific” while maintaining the subtle elegance of someone who’s definitely peed in them, too.
Multipurpose Tool – Sure, it’s for coffee. But it also works great as a fly cup, an emergency change jar, a mosquito trap, or a passive-aggressive reminder on your coworker’s desk that you’d rather be on the river. Versatile? Absolutely. Pretentious? Never.
Bonus Feature: Holding this mug instantly increases your story-telling confidence by 40%. You will mention a “monster brown” that no one else saw. You will say, “The river gives and the river takes.” And you will smirk like a smug river goblin the whole time.
Disclaimer: May cause coworkers to avoid eye contact after you spend 15 minutes explaining hatch cycles over a Monday morning meeting.
Get your Hiwassee River White Coffee Mug today and sip like the fish-slaying, early-rising, high-holing legend you were born to pretend to be.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Product Description:
Introducing the Hiwassee River White Coffee Mug—your new favorite way to sip hot coffee and hot garbage fishing stories at the same time. Whether you're drinking your morning brew, daydreaming about trout, or explaining (again) how you almost landed a 30-incher “but your net guy blew it,” this mug’s got your back.
It's white, it’s ceramic, and it holds just enough coffee to convince you that hiking to the river at 5 a.m. was a good idea and not the caffeine-fueled decision of a sleep-deprived lunatic in waders.
Key Features:
Dishwasher-Safe, Truth-Optional – This mug is tougher than your buddy’s ego after you outfish him in his “secret” spot. It’ll survive thousands of wash cycles and at least three thermonuclear arguments about which dry fly works best on the Hiwassee. (Spoiler: it’s whatever you were using when they weren’t looking.)
Holds Liquid and Legends – 11 ounces of piping hot coffee, or cold beer if you’re starting early (we won’t judge). Also ideal for holding all the exaggerated memories of that one time you “almost” caught a fish so big, it looked like it was forged by Poseidon himself.
Crisp Hiwassee Design – Clean, classic, and cooler than your friend who claims to “only use bamboo rods” and says things like “presentation over power.” It screams, “I fish rivers that are this specific” while maintaining the subtle elegance of someone who’s definitely peed in them, too.
Multipurpose Tool – Sure, it’s for coffee. But it also works great as a fly cup, an emergency change jar, a mosquito trap, or a passive-aggressive reminder on your coworker’s desk that you’d rather be on the river. Versatile? Absolutely. Pretentious? Never.
Bonus Feature: Holding this mug instantly increases your story-telling confidence by 40%. You will mention a “monster brown” that no one else saw. You will say, “The river gives and the river takes.” And you will smirk like a smug river goblin the whole time.
Disclaimer: May cause coworkers to avoid eye contact after you spend 15 minutes explaining hatch cycles over a Monday morning meeting.
Get your Hiwassee River White Coffee Mug today and sip like the fish-slaying, early-rising, high-holing legend you were born to pretend to be.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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